Trousers
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Good to wear, not to eat
Keeps you covered from hips to feet
Behind the zipper, lurks unknown
Keeps you warm wherever you're goin'
If they're flared at the ends
They're additionally funky
If they billow around
They're uncomfortably frumpy
It can only be trousers
Oh, trouser
Otherwise known as the pants
Trousers, oh trouser
We use them during silly dance
Trivia
- For Americans, Trousers are called Pants.
- No matter what you are told, there is no such requirement as, "songs to wear pants to"; wearing pants while listening to music is totally optional.
